Thursday, November 23, 2006
The most "wonderful" time of the year?
Well it is the end of November and that mean's the two most annoying things start to happen.
First it is the start of Christmas music. I like Christmas music but listening to the same song over and over again gets to me (Hello Lips of an Angel). Now play this year after year and I just start to laugh. To some it is all about the spirit but for a music lover like me, please leave the radio on. They do it in moderation at least
Secondly, ok people we live in Saskatchewan, Canada. It get's cold here. However people seem to forget this and all they can talk about is how cold it is outside. Like it is a suprise or something. Yeah, it is cold, make sure you have warm coat and gas in the car to warm it up. My reponse is that it is only going to get worse so enjoy. The weather makes us what we are. Hard working achievers that get it done no matter what the conditions.
Anyways these things make me laugh as I can depend on them at the end of every November. A sign I guess, not sure of what but a sign.
First it is the start of Christmas music. I like Christmas music but listening to the same song over and over again gets to me (Hello Lips of an Angel). Now play this year after year and I just start to laugh. To some it is all about the spirit but for a music lover like me, please leave the radio on. They do it in moderation at least
Secondly, ok people we live in Saskatchewan, Canada. It get's cold here. However people seem to forget this and all they can talk about is how cold it is outside. Like it is a suprise or something. Yeah, it is cold, make sure you have warm coat and gas in the car to warm it up. My reponse is that it is only going to get worse so enjoy. The weather makes us what we are. Hard working achievers that get it done no matter what the conditions.
Anyways these things make me laugh as I can depend on them at the end of every November. A sign I guess, not sure of what but a sign.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
If only computers were this easy
Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Set it down.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document from my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Stop shaking it.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display. What should I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it. Set it down.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document from my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Stop shaking it.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Please be quiet
That is what was going through the head of Kerry Joseph. Or at least I sure hope it was. Man I have never seen a more lost football team and when your leader tanks everyone else is down the drain. Yes we lost but I did not think we were going to get blown out. Ugly but the sun always comes up in next year country in Riderville.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Green Karma
Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in mathsHe buzzes like a fridge, he’s like a detuned radioThis is what you get, this is what you getThis is what you get, when you mess with us
As mentioned much earlier in this blog, you can’t mess with Karma and the Calgary Stampeders did just that. Bank….it looks like you will have to cuddy with all that cash because you will be up late thinking about how much you blew it over the last two years. How does all that gloating feel when you smiled away this summer during regular season at Taylor Field? Hey Lewis and Copeland. You should stay in Calgary this winter so you can actually do some bobsledding. Oh not going too…ok you can go practice you 4X100 relay some where else, some where that you can talk and talk and it will not get you into trouble with the Karma Police.
I must admit even though we were down in the first half it was because we were beating ourselves and not losing. The D played so well that my flag was waving like never before. Yelling at a TV sounds so ridiculous but hey when it brings you to your feet it is all good.
Actually really good. Victory in our camp is not that often so I enjoy and await the Karma Police talking to Mr. McCallum.
As mentioned much earlier in this blog, you can’t mess with Karma and the Calgary Stampeders did just that. Bank….it looks like you will have to cuddy with all that cash because you will be up late thinking about how much you blew it over the last two years. How does all that gloating feel when you smiled away this summer during regular season at Taylor Field? Hey Lewis and Copeland. You should stay in Calgary this winter so you can actually do some bobsledding. Oh not going too…ok you can go practice you 4X100 relay some where else, some where that you can talk and talk and it will not get you into trouble with the Karma Police.
I must admit even though we were down in the first half it was because we were beating ourselves and not losing. The D played so well that my flag was waving like never before. Yelling at a TV sounds so ridiculous but hey when it brings you to your feet it is all good.
Actually really good. Victory in our camp is not that often so I enjoy and await the Karma Police talking to Mr. McCallum.
